Kermit Winona

A cat running into a window, backing up, and running into it again. Ten signs you’re a neurospicy auDHD hyper-empath. You’ll never have to go to the supermarket again. Five signs your boyfriend is a malignant narcissist. Are you avoidantly attached? Have you read this spicy novel? Am I the a-hole for crying at my father’s funeral? You’ll never have to go to the supermarket again. Sometimes you just have to eat an entire cucumber. Sometimes you need to watch a video of a fat, fat dog hobbling up the stairs. Don’t scroll. Top ten Sigmund Freud BRAT moments. Ten signs you might have schizophrenia. How to diagnose schizophrenia at home. Slurs to reclaim if you have schizophrenia. If you scroll past this video I will literally kill myself. You’ll never have to go to the supermarket again. Your ex isn’t over you. Your friends are all micro-abusing you and you have no idea. Your cat is a sleeper agent. Am I the a-hole for bludgeoning my wife into a coma with a stick blender? Don’t scroll. A little pet parrot kissing another parrot so sweetly on the beak. Another trans teenager has been unalived. You’ll never have to go to the supermarket again. What I eat in a day as a stolen priceless artifact dealer. Does anyone else think polyamorous people should be locked away? Can anyone hear me? Am I the a-hole for being a man? Can Kamala still listen to Charli XCX or is that weird now? What’s going to happen to us? Where did the roadside graves go? You’ll never have to go to the supermarket again. They’re leaving us to die here. Sorry, unalive. Don’t scroll.